I will play as Grandma. She's got a keen eye and a sharp wit, and no prisoner is getting past her!
Grandma's Diary: The Great Escape Attempt
Oh, what a day it's been! That pesky prisoner thought they could outsmart me, but I've been around the block a few times, and I know a thing or two about keeping folks in line.
It all started this morning when I was baking my famous apple pie. I heard a rustle from the basement, and I knew right away what was up. That prisoner was trying to make a break for it! I quickly finished up my pie, set it on the windowsill to cool, and made my way downstairs.
There he was, fiddling with the lock on the basement door. I cleared my throat, and he froze like a deer in headlights. "Now, now, dearie," I said, "you wouldn't want to miss out on my apple pie, would you?" His eyes widened, and I could see the hunger in them. I knew I had him.
I led him back to his room, and we sat down for a nice chat over a slice of pie. I told him stories about the old days, and he seemed to relax. But I kept my eyes sharp, watching his every move. He tried to sneak out a few more times, but each time, I was there with a gentle reminder and another slice of pie.
By the end of the day, he was back in his room, and I had secured all the exits. No one escapes from Grandma's house, not on my watch!
Grandma's Tips for Keeping Prisoners in Check:
- Keep Them Fed: A full stomach makes for a less adventurous spirit. My apple pie has never failed me yet!
- Stay Vigilant: Always keep an eye on them. They might think they're being sneaky, but you've seen it all before.
- Engage Them: A good story can distract even the most determined escapee. Plus, it's nice to share a bit of wisdom.
- Secure the Exits: Double-check all locks and windows. A little extra effort goes a long way.
That prisoner won't be going anywhere anytime soon. Grandma's got this under control!
